Titans (Royals parody)

I’ve never seen the outside in the flesh

That must be why I chose to join the military

And I’m not proud of my address

In a torn-up town, no post code envy

 

And now I’m dealing with

Giant monsters breaking Wall Maria

Armoured, Colossal, I really hate to see ya

Yes I care; I swear I’m going to kill them all

But everybody’s just

Running, dying, getting limbs dismembered

Broken 3D gear will mean you’re ended

And I care, it’s hard not to when your mom ain’t there

 

And they’ll never be Titans (Titans)

It’s just not in their blood

Most of my friends will be a feast

For some gigantic heartless beast

Let me be your leader (leader)

You can call me your Rogue

And maybe I’ll join (I’ll join, I’ll join, I’ll join…)

Corporal Levi’s Survey Corps

 

Armin and I would crack the code

One day we’re going to see beyond Wall Maria

And everyone who knows us knows

That we can’t be stopped and we’re gonna miss ya

 

But now I’m dealing with

Corporal Levi kicking all my teeth out

Comrade’s bite wounds leaving them to bleed out

Yes I care; we’re still thinking ‘bout Marco’s death

I can’t be bothered with

Royals, kings, queens, government conspiracy

Orders, drama, people trying to kill me

I don’t care; I wouldn’t if it were just me left

 

And they’ll never be Titans (Titans)

Even if they drew blood

I know my friends will all be feasts

For some gigantic heartless beast

If they’d just let me lead them (lead them)

I’m sure I could save them all

Just like when I blocked (I blocked, I blocked, I blocked…)

That immense hole in the wall

 

I’m bigger than I ever dreamed

Hanji says that I’m class 15

 

Wish I could be without a care

But that’s hard when your mom ain’t there

 

And they’ll never be Titans (Titans)

It’s just not in their blood

I swear I’ll try to save them all

From monsters that come through the walls

Let me be your leader (leader)

Don’t listen to Annie

I’m sure that we’ll rule (we’ll rule, we’ll rule, we’ll rule…)

Are you even listening?